You know when you're really hungover and you're desperately trying to get rig of that massive headache? (if you don't know what I'm talking about, you're lame - get off my blog!) I heard that if you drink a glass of the same alcohol that got you drunk, you'll feel better. But that's probably the last thing you want to do in the morning because all you can think about is drinking water and eat some nasty greasy food.
Well here's the solution to all your problems: Bakon Vodka (spelled with a "k" because it's kooler). You can have it in the morning for breakfast and get rid of your hangover. You just have to make a couple of eggs with it. Success!