The results are in

The people of Moderndictatoria have voted. The recent poll entitled "How many times do you poo a day?" shows that 42% of Moderndictatorians poo over 4 times a day and 28% poo once a day and 2 - 3 times a day respectively. The remaining 2% of the population did not wish to share this crucial information with the world.



Thank you for participating in this poll. There'll be more to come.