Knowing that Paris Hilton's dogs now live in a safe and luxurious environment is such a relief. I can stop worrying about the billions of people who live in unhealthy, unsafe, unsanitary, overpopulated, un-air-conditioned, un-heated homes. I can finally go to bed worry-free.
So screw YOU guys, you just had to be friends with Paris Hilton:
Now the world is a better place, thank you Paris: