I just realized that I launched a trend: helping the poor of Peru, or as I like to call them: the PoPs.
Stars from all over the world go to South East Asia and Africa to help the poor, leaving South America unattended by the medias.
Then I got here and provided poor Peruvians with the glamour they desperately needed. Though it seems that my performance made some jealous up North and one of my fellow celebrity-friends is now in Lima.
I'm confused between being proud of my new Trend-launcher job and being jealous.
Such a bad picrute by the way. Ewan, you want the kids to look at the camera, not you!
I know these kids, get your hands off them Ewan McGregor! They're mine, I'm helping them! I've been trying to get my pictures with these poor, sad and unhappy kids for almost 4 months now, and you stole my thunder in just a few minutes with your fake Hollywood looks and lame ass UNICEF T-shirt.