We got it wrong

Polls are closed in Modern Dictatoria; and to the question " do you think Santa is...", 50% of you answered: a pedophile. And that's kind of right, look at the right hand side of the photo, there's an innocent 5 year-old who will not be waiting for Santa tonight; or on any other night for that matter.

But, Santa is also unscrupulously flashing other people on the street. Maybe he's just a pervert then.